As Sara and I sat on the beach at Kenosee Lake last summer, I looked up and saw a pirate walking towards me. Yes, a pirate! He had the hat, the big boots, the long coat, the white, ruffly shirt, and a big pirate sword. As you might expect, he also had the attention of everyone on the beach. The pirate stopped, looked at the lake, and asked a nearby child, “Arrr, have ye seen me boat?” The kid just stared at him, so the pirate said, “Hmmm, would ye like to dance to a pirate tune?” and he played a sea shanty. When that was over, he said to the child, “Here, take me sword and I will have me picture with ye”. Before the picture was taken, ...